An agglomeration of my thoughts.

I reblog whatever the fuck I want.

A group of cats is called a clowder.
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envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

(via p-a-r-a-n-n-o-y-e-d)

Hahaha I’m cracking up 😂

Hahaha I’m cracking up 😂

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving.

Lao Tzu (via feellng)

  • bae: did that satisfy you?? (;
  • me: is anyone ACTUALLY satisfied anymore in this economy?

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via p-a-r-a-n-n-o-y-e-d)

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via snorlaxatives)

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via p-a-r-a-n-n-o-y-e-d)

I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

um for real sorry nephew but it’s mine.

(Source: ssarahmanning, via p-a-r-a-n-n-o-y-e-d)